Bodacious the Fat

"'Wowsers... they blew up the whole planet, huh? That's a major bummer, bro.' -Bodacious the Fat"

Childhood and Early Adulthood
Bodacious the Fat was born Britannicus Farmoseen the Fourth. As heir to the Farmoseen fortune (one built on arms sales during the Era of Expansion), Bodacious grew on a lavish lifestyle with access to plenty of food and drink. This ease of access encouraged Bodacious to indulge in his gluttony; often being noted as having cleared the entire dinner table, then the kitchen counter, then the pantry all in rapid succession.

By age thirty-five, Bodacious' excessive eating habits gained him the title "The Bloated" by his various housemaids. At this time he was estimated to have weighed upwards for 500 pounds, a number that was never confirmed due to fragility of the Farmoseen's scales. It was this same time that Bodacious inherited multiple enterprises from his father, who was ill and bedridden from this point until his death. Bodacious' early administration was lackluster at best.

His few public appearances did little to help his company's image. During the Seven-Hundredth-Fifty-Ninth annual Naz-Hur military tattoo, Bodacious ordered one caretaker to steal vintage ambrosia that was left as an offering to the Human God, Ares. In a similar incident, Bodacious stole (and consumed) a great deal of food offered to The Voice during an Intarist ceremony. Because of these events (and the subsequent backlashes), Bodacious' official company titled were stripped of him and his public appearances became scarce. By age fifty-seven Bodacious could no longer leave his private villa; leading to an entire restoration of the Farmoseen Estate which replaced all doors with massive archways.

Bodacious and Reality
Bodacious is known to have a poor grasp on most things that make society go round. Multiple psychiatrists, prosecutors, comedians and government officials have deduced the following about Bodacious:

Government

 * When visited by Zarnotopius Hypnar III and Conry Noran, Bodacious recognized both of them only as familiar names from his party guest lists.
 * Bodacious does not know who Minister Loganni Biddleton is, nor what a ministry is.


 * When interviewed by ZNN, Bodacious was asked where his votes would be going in the upcoming regional election. His response displayed no fundamental understanding of how democracy works. His vote "goes to whoever will make the poors stop."
 * Bodacious does pay taxes, however he is entirely unaware that he does so. This ties in to his frivolous spending.
 * Bodacious has never met a police officer and insists that they do not exist.
 * During The Kingpin Trial, Bodacious did not attend a single hearing. Furthermore, Bodacious was unaware that courthouses existed outside of fiction.

Money

 * Bodacious is unaware how much value a credit has. When purchasing goods and services, Bodacious has offered up to a thousand credits more than standard wage on multiple occasions.
 * Bodacious is unfamiliar with non-Zarnog credits, including the Commonwealth's Energy Credit and the Latverian Uhtr.
 * Bodacious signs documents that verify massive transfers of money without reading them; this is how he is tricked into paying taxes to the Zarnog government.
 * Bodacious does not believe that poor people exist; yet is still afraid of them.
 * Bodacious insists that everybody with less money than him is "poor," even though poor people do not exist.
 * Bodacious does not pay for food, as his massive intake is supplied entirely by Bodaco. foods; furthermore he does not understand that others do pay for food.